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[This text might or might not have been for you... A misfire that isn't entirely sober either- Hello!]

I know you’re sleeping, my apologies for waking you but I saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her smart device.

[...He has no idea who this person is, but:]

Just how drunk are you.

[No, it's not even a question.]

[Gasp!]

I'll have you know, I'm not of the variety drunk! Who say you!

[He's ... drunk.]

You're drunk.

How much did you drink?

I think the better question is how much did you not drink?

Considering it's a time when most people would be asleep, none.

How boring......

You should wake up right now. Let's have a drink.

I doubt you need more to drink if you're drunk texting me.

Who says a text can be drinking? I'm perfectly fine! Don't be such a stick in the mud.

[????]

Edited 2021-04-11 02:49 (UTC)

[....]

You know what a stick in the mud is, but you don't know drunk texting?

I'd hope most people would know what a stick in the mud looks like. Most storms or rainy weather and things like that. Or for anyone who's been outside.

You should go to sleep. Or eat something to absorb all that alcohol you've drank.

That's boring... All the best stories are told when you've drank.

Tell me a story. don't be so boring.

Sorry to say but I'm not that good of a storyteller--even if I'm drunk.

There has got to be an ounce of something interesting about you that you could tell.

None I'm so inclined to share in the dead of night and through a phone.

Implying you would in the wake of day in person?

Treat me to dinner first and we'll see.

Oh? What's this? Considering a date?

How bold! I'll accept, let's make a dinner of it.

Only as long as you're paying.

I can see what I can do~

[Ever dine and dash?]

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